Remembering telephone numbers is awfully tough for me. I don’t know my own mobile phone number, so I went looking on the Web for some sort of magic remedy. There are a few services available like dialabc.com and I was sincerely impressed with the result. The solution presented at dialabc.com is simply brilliant, and as a form of nonsensical tribute I went off and made my own version of the service. I cannot guarantee that you will remember any of the Klingon-like phrases produced, but it is my form of a salute to a beautiful autumn day in New England. To send a fax to the White House, “Ao chko iiii!

1 Unqle ow!
2 Uo pje oz!
3 Uo sle ox…
4 Tos kfox?
5 Top leoy!

Note that no personal data is stored on this webpage. I didn’t see such a guarantee on other web pages I visited so I felt they were hard to trust.